Just because I’m a tangerine it doesn’t mean I can’t be a lefty. I do write with my left hand. I just don’t get why people wonder about a tangerine being left handed. I wish to travel around the world someday, to meet other left handed tangerines like me. I have never been to Europe, but I’d love to go there someday. I think I’m going to find so many left-handed tangerines there. I really want some friends because I don’t have any. Other tangerines hate me, one time, I was put in a supermarket with the other tangerines, and they were all sold except me. They said green tangerines don’t taste as good as the yellow ones. The yellow ones even brag about how Coldplay made a song called ‘yellow’ instead of ‘green’. I don’t think that’s fair because I didn’t choose to be green. They’re just a bunch of yellow but heads. But in the end I was really glad because I found out that people ended up eating my ‘so-called yellow tangerine friends’. BAHAHA go to hell, yellow but heads!